I have already asked you to "excuse me" The second ask, is accompanied by a scooping motion to move you out of the way.
You then can take offence at not not noticing the original ask. Just be thankful I don't have to ask you again. Because when I ask, I am really telling you.
Learn to know when you're being an arsehole. I have to live here, and suffer you being in the way for a month. Just fuck off out of my way. I am not going to even pretend to be polite after the first attempt.
Yes, I am referring to you, on the main stair in Teviot. Of course, you'll only know it as "The Gilded Balloon" but that's because you're a fucking amateur. Now fuck off out of my way.
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I feel your pain. I've been known to walk past Teviot shouting, "it's TEVIOT! TEVIOT!". You get odd looks, but it's quite satisfying.
Sarah, perhaps you'd like to join me for a drink in the Teviot beer garden, and heckle the flyering people, and other festival layabouts?
It certainly helps pass the time of an evening...
http://thepepticulcer.blogspot.com/2007/08/festival-schmestival.html
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