This is a collection of thoughts and statements about things that annoy me. I am a big, angry man. Hear me roar, or piss off and give me peace.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Why I hate the festival

I have already asked you to "excuse me" The second ask, is accompanied by a scooping motion to move you out of the way.

You then can take offence at not not noticing the original ask. Just be thankful I don't have to ask you again. Because when I ask, I am really telling you.

Learn to know when you're being an arsehole. I have to live here, and suffer you being in the way for a month. Just fuck off out of my way. I am not going to even pretend to be polite after the first attempt.

Yes, I am referring to you, on the main stair in Teviot. Of course, you'll only know it as "The Gilded Balloon" but that's because you're a fucking amateur. Now fuck off out of my way.


Sarah said...

I feel your pain. I've been known to walk past Teviot shouting, "it's TEVIOT! TEVIOT!". You get odd looks, but it's quite satisfying.

Angry Steve said...

Sarah, perhaps you'd like to join me for a drink in the Teviot beer garden, and heckle the flyering people, and other festival layabouts?

It certainly helps pass the time of an evening...

dunedin dave said...