The people support "Pay as you throw"? Away and shite.

"Almost two-thirds would support a "pay-as-you-throw" system of collecting household waste, according to a survey for the Local Government Association."

Who the fuck came up with this?

You are paying for this already you fucking idiots! It's called Cuntcil Tax!

The BBC gleefully piss on my otherwise good day with the report that "Over 1,000 people were asked if they favoured lower council tax and charges according to how much rubbish they left, with recyclers paying less."

One can only imagine the thought process - the government might charge us less (hah, that'll be fucking right) if we do what they tell us... Hang on a minute... Don't these workshy bastards work for us? Tell them to go and fuck themselves. Do you honestly think for one second that they would possibly reduce cuntcil tax - or even slow the increases in it due to recycling more? And may I remind you how much recycling goes straight to landfill because you the population are fuckwits, and can't tell the difference between paper and plastic? (No, not you, the readers of my fabulous blog - you have more than one brain cell, that's why you're here after all...)

"The LGA also warns if councils fail to act to cut the use of landfill, they could face EU fines of up to £3bn over the next four years."

They say that like it's a bad thing. Looks like another reason to leave the EU to me. Fuck it, let some other nation be a net contributor for a change. Fuck them.