A 330ml bottle of Tokyo , made by BrewDog, contains six units of alcohol, which is twice the recommended daily limit.
Would that be the entirely made up limits that we found out were all lies in 2007?
Of course, the fake charity Alcohol Focus Scotland is quoted as saying something dreary about how we're all doomed.
What would we do without all this nannying? Perhaps taking some personal responsibility? But that would do the nanny types out of their public funded jobs, which would not do.
Godzilla wouldn't stand for it, and neither should we! Get the piano wire and a locate a robust lamppost!
I for one welcome our new beery overlords!