- Athletics - Perhaps the hurdles will allow neds to jump fences when running from the police?
- Sprinting - again, from the police after engaging in some breaking and entering.
- Boxing - as if I need to make any comment.
- Shooting - they just write themselves, don't they?
- Gymnastics - gives greater flexibility in breaking in to houses through tight spaces.
- Weightlifting - to carry away all the swag from your housebreaking exploits...
- Swimming - probably not, since it might be confused with having a bath.
Blogging may be a bit light for the next few weeks since my Glaswegian colleagues who read this blog will have lynched me. (No doubt getting some Judo or wrestling practice in).