This is a collection of thoughts and statements about things that annoy me. I am a big, angry man. Hear me roar, or piss off and give me peace.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Glasgow's Commonwealth Skills

Auntie Beeb reports that Glasgow hosting the Commonwealth Games could lead to skills...

  • Athletics - Perhaps the hurdles will allow neds to jump fences when running from the police?

  • Sprinting - again, from the police after engaging in some breaking and entering.

  • Boxing - as if I need to make any comment.

  • Shooting - they just write themselves, don't they?

  • Gymnastics - gives greater flexibility in breaking in to houses through tight spaces.

  • Weightlifting - to carry away all the swag from your housebreaking exploits...

  • Swimming - probably not, since it might be confused with having a bath.

Blogging may be a bit light for the next few weeks since my Glaswegian colleagues who read this blog will have lynched me. (No doubt getting some Judo or wrestling practice in).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Glaswegian colleagues? Are you sure? You mean some of them actually have jobs?