1. The rules of the game get posted on the beginning.
2. Each player answers the rules about himself [or indeed herself].
3. At the end of the post, the player tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know that they’ve been tagged and asking them to read his [or her] blog.
What I was doing ten years ago:
In 1998, I was at Uni, so I was probably throwing some irritating cunt out of Teviot, probably the best students' union in the world. That and drinking heavily. No change there then.
Five things on my To-Do list today:
(Not in any particular order)
Pick up an old computer from another building at work
Eat some nice cheese my pal brought back from Amsterdam
Sort out my drinking arrangements for the weekend
Put on a washing
Write some angry emails to the Metro
Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."
Bonus points for knowing where that quote comes from.
Three of my bad habits:
Not being rude enough to people who deserve it.
Voting. It only encourages them.
Picking my nose.
Five places I’ve lived:
(Not counting where I was born, I didn't stay there for long enough to count)
Auchtermuchty
Stirling
Newington, Edinburgh
Austin
Tollcross, Edinburgh
Five jobs I’ve had:
Paperboy
Shop ASSistant, Iceland (The frozen foods place, not the country)
Mainframe Operator (On an IBM 3090-200J, ph33r)
Porter and Security chap at Pollock Halls, Edinburgh University
Systems Administrator / Systems Manager at lots of places.
Five books I’ve recently read:
Persuader (Lee Childs)
Dead Souls (Ian Rankin)
Set in Darkness (Ian Rankin)
The one that got away (Chris Ryan, of the Hereford Author's Club)
Pandemic (James Barrington)
Five people or communities I’m going to tag:
Bollocks to that. People will do it if they want to.
But I will tag Doctorvee, because he should really be studying for his exams. And J. Arthur Macnumpty, again, because I can.
I am unlikely to get any more bad luck, or other such bullshit from breaking the meme. Although as my friend Peter Salus often says, "It's usually at its darkest before it goes completely black."
4 comments:
Office Space from the bloke who did King Of The Hill - also home to;
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face.
Oh, Oh, Oh! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!
Ah, you got the memo about that... Yeah, that's great...
And given my desk has been moved so many times...
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
Steve, I don't understand this one...
"Sort out my drinking arrangements for the weekend"
It's the weekend. You'll be drinking, except when you're sleeping. Same as every other weekend. What the hell is there to sort out?
Unless... have you figured out a way to keep on drinking whilst you're asleep? Is that what the drip was for? I assumed it was `medical equipment'... you know, for your... other hobby...
You may well have lobbed me out of Teviot at some point. And if not, you should have.
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