The Hootsman tells us a rather amusing story of bullshit bingo throughout the country.
Please remember to play along at your own place of business.
When I was working for a .com in Texas, I recall they had a penchant for using such bullshit as "reduction in force" for sacking people. "going forward" was a particular favourite of the marketroids. We even had a mention of "family jewels" rather than what I hope they meant; "crown jewels".
More recently, I have been exposed to such crap as "webinar", "leverage", and "do the needful".
Tell people at your place of work to say what the fuck it is they mean.
This is a collection of thoughts and statements about things that annoy me. I am a big, angry man. Hear me roar, or piss off and give me peace.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
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You might enjoy reading about the terms used at Microsoft: http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/tags/Microspeak/default.aspx .
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