"The level of disruption was today described as unprecedented"
It gets better... Apparently we have a "cone tsar":
"A spokesman for Mr Gooday said he was taking a "strategic view" of roadworks and continuing to work alongside local authorities as part of the Roads Authorities and Utilities Committee Scotland"
Well, if he's taking a strategic view, then everything is OK then, isn't it?
I suppose we should just hang the "cone tsar" from a lamppost with some piano wire. (What the fuck is a cone tsar anyway?) Why are we paying for cunts like this to fuck our lives up?