As I was out looking around the interweb.www, I stumbled across the Webby awards...
Apparently Facebook has been nominated in the "Best Practices" category - would that be the same Facebook which had (has?) so many privacy issues?
Political Blog has the Grauniad's Comment is Free... Trouble is, with comment is free is that you get what you pay for. Utter shite.
Humour - I refuse to spell that the American way, as on the webby-site. I Can Has Cheezburger? - I have to admit, I do sometimes giggle at some of the submissions.
News - I have mixed feelings about the BBC being there. Whilst I like to think the BBC news can be very good, some of the shameless corrupting of the news, by the biased-BBC is intolerable.
Newspaper - The Guardian. Oh dear.
Restaurant - McDonalds? What the holy hell is that doing there? Having that there would mean acceptance that McDonalds sells food. It clearly does not, and therefore cannot be considered a restaurant.
So, I have wasted half an hour or so looking at some of these links, and can't help that "webby" isn't really the name for that site. "Pishy" would be much more appropriate.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Next target for quacks: supersize booze measures
The BBC reports that doctors have supersize booze measures in their sights because weak and feeble mortals get pished after X large glasses of booze... Of course, they'd be just as pished after 2X small glasses, and that would be ok, wouldn't it?
This from the same people who made up the booze limits out of thin air.
Physician, fuck thyself!
This from the same people who made up the booze limits out of thin air.
Physician, fuck thyself!
Friday, March 28, 2008
Abortion Deficit
There is, in the United Kingdom, a problem with abortion.
Not enough are performed.
Too many people that walk the streets today should have been put in a hessian sack and thrown in the river and drowned as soon as they were shat out into the world.
The Shannon Matthews case - Her mother, Karen.
Why exactly do we allow people to live off the state, and by the state, I mean folk like us who work for a living, to have money taken off us by the government to fund a woman who has 7 kids by 5 different fathers.
Of course the government are not happy about the tory councillor who said that spongers like her should be sterilised... These people are likely to go on not working for a living, and shitting out yet more children who will keep suckling from the state's teat, keep on voting (probably for Labour) (assuming they do vote) to allow them to live by our hard graft.
Sooner or later, we're going to end up living in an idiocracy because we are letting this happen to our country!
A fair number of folk who are commenting on those news reports are in favour of not letting people like Karen Matthews rip the pish like she clearly has been.
Get a job. Shut your legs. I am not paying for you to breed more workshy fuck-trophies.
Not enough are performed.
Too many people that walk the streets today should have been put in a hessian sack and thrown in the river and drowned as soon as they were shat out into the world.
The Shannon Matthews case - Her mother, Karen.
Why exactly do we allow people to live off the state, and by the state, I mean folk like us who work for a living, to have money taken off us by the government to fund a woman who has 7 kids by 5 different fathers.
Of course the government are not happy about the tory councillor who said that spongers like her should be sterilised... These people are likely to go on not working for a living, and shitting out yet more children who will keep suckling from the state's teat, keep on voting (probably for Labour) (assuming they do vote) to allow them to live by our hard graft.
Sooner or later, we're going to end up living in an idiocracy because we are letting this happen to our country!
A fair number of folk who are commenting on those news reports are in favour of not letting people like Karen Matthews rip the pish like she clearly has been.
Get a job. Shut your legs. I am not paying for you to breed more workshy fuck-trophies.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Booze at 21 - Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
The BBC reports that the drinking age in Scotland "could" be raised to 21...
I'll hold on for a moment for you to calm down.
Right.
I thought the problem with drinking in this country was due to people under 18 getting fucked out of their skulls on Buckfast, cheap cider and purple tin. If they are drinking while under 18, then how is changing the drinking age to 21 going to help anything.
And the "government" driving us to drink is going to help, how?
Which is exactly why I am going to have another drink.
Foxtrot Oscar.
I'll hold on for a moment for you to calm down.
Right.
I thought the problem with drinking in this country was due to people under 18 getting fucked out of their skulls on Buckfast, cheap cider and purple tin. If they are drinking while under 18, then how is changing the drinking age to 21 going to help anything.
"People in Scotland are twice as likely to die from alcohol-related deaths than elsewhere in the UK."
And the "government" driving us to drink is going to help, how?
"We all know that Scotland as a nation has a drink problem and the implications of this are very serious - not least for our health."
Which is exactly why I am going to have another drink.
Foxtrot Oscar.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Sinful
Damn thing made me angry doing the quiz.
Via The Devil's Kitchen:
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
Via The Devil's Kitchen:
| Greed: | High | |
| Gluttony: | Very High | |
| Wrath: | High | |
| Sloth: | High | |
| Envy: | High | |
| Lust: | High | |
| Pride: | High |
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Politicians are utter bastards!
The beeb tells us that our MPs have rejected proposals to hold a referendum on the EU...
And now, MPs consider "fallout" from EU vote?
They might as well be honest, and just tell us all to fuck off... Oh, sorry, we're talking about MPs here...
Are they worried we'd all tell them "no" by any chance?
We're doomed. No wonder so many people are leaving the country.
And now, MPs consider "fallout" from EU vote?
They might as well be honest, and just tell us all to fuck off... Oh, sorry, we're talking about MPs here...
Are they worried we'd all tell them "no" by any chance?
We're doomed. No wonder so many people are leaving the country.
Monday, March 03, 2008
Sheep worrying in Fife
The Beeb have reported that the good folk of Pittenweem have been letting their dogs run unchecked through fields of livestock. The local constabulary are reminding dog owners that farmers may shoot dogs found to be running uncontrolled through fields, worrying the sheep.
It's not the dog's fault it is only doing what comes naturally, like shitting on the pavement, and licking its self - the farmer should shoot the idiot that's supposedly looking after the dog.
"This could result in a much-loved pet being shot for worrying livestock, with no recourse open to the pet owner."
It's not the dog's fault it is only doing what comes naturally, like shitting on the pavement, and licking its self - the farmer should shoot the idiot that's supposedly looking after the dog.
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